I think I'm sick. I'm heady, dizzy, listless, my heart is palpitating, my legs tremble when i try to sit down and I am continually losing weight. Continually. And those who've seen me will know how serious that is because I'm too skinny as it is.

To make matters worse, the guys at the broadsheet are telling me to bring the following things for the photoshoot later on:

- white shirt for the column pictures
- floral shirt for the summer
- red shirt for the holidays
- a hooded top for the rainy season

I am going to scream at the utter stupidity of it all.